《麦田里的守望者》(5)

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       We always had the same meal on Saturday nights at Pencey. It was supposed to

  be a big deal, because they gave you steak. I'll bet a thousand bucks the reason they did

  that was because a lot of guys' parents came up to school on Sunday, and old Thurmer

  probably figured everybody's mother would ask their darling boy what he had for dinner

  last night, and he'd say, "Steak." What a racket. You should've seen the steaks. They were

  these little hard, dry jobs that you could hardly even cut. You always got these very

  lumpy mashed potatoes on steak night, and for dessert you got Brown Betty, which

  nobody ate, except maybe the little kids in the lower school that didn't know any better--

  and guys like Ackley that ate everything.

  

  It was nice, though, when we got out of the dining room. There were about three

  inches of snow on the ground, and it was still coming down like a madman. It looked

  pretty as hell, and we all started throwing snowballs and horsing around all over the

  place. It was very childish, but everybody was really enjoying themselves.

  I didn't have a date or anything, so I and this friend of mine, Mal Brossard, that

  was on the wrestling team, decided we'd take a bus into Agerstown and have a hamburger

  and maybe see a lousy movie. Neither of us felt like sitting around on our ass all night. I

  asked Mal if he minded if Ackley came along with us. The reason I asked was because

  Ackley never did anything on Saturday night, except stay in his room and squeeze his

  pimples or something. Mal said he didn't mind but that he wasn't too crazy about the idea.

  He didn't like Ackley much. Anyway, we both went to our rooms to get ready and all,

  and while I was putting on my galoshes and crap, I yelled over and asked old Ackley if

  he wanted to go to the movies. He could hear me all right through the shower curtains,

  but he didn't answer me right away. He was the kind of a guy that hates to answer you

  right away. Finally he came over, through the goddam curtains, and stood on the shower

  ledge and asked who was going besides me. He always had to know who was going. I

  swear, if that guy was shipwrecked somewhere, and you rescued him in a goddam boat,

  he'd want to know who the guy was that was rowing it before he'd even get in. I told him

  Mal Brossard was going. He said, "That bastard . . . All right. Wait a second." You'd

  think he was doing you a big favor.

  It took him about five hours to get ready. While he was doing it, I went over to

  my window and opened it and packed a snowball with my bare hands. The snow was

  very good for packing. I didn't throw it at anything, though. I started to throw it. At a car

  that was parked across the street. But I changed my mind. The car looked so nice and

  white. Then I started to throw it at a hydrant, but that looked too nice and white, too.

  Finally I didn't throw it at anything. All I did was close the window and walk around the

  room with the snowball, packing it harder. A little while later, I still had it with me when

  I and Brossnad and Ackley got on the bus. The bus driver opened the doors and made me

  throw it out. I told him I wasn't going to chuck it at anybody, but he wouldn't believe me.

  People never believe you.

  Brossard and Ackley both had seen the picture that was playing, so all we did, we

  just had a couple of hamburgers and played the pinball machine for a little while, then

  took the bus back to Pencey. I didn't care about not seeing the movie, anyway. It was

  supposed to be a comedy, with Cary Grant in it, and all that crap. Besides, I'd been to the

  movies with Brossard and Ackley before. They both laughed like hyenas at stuff that

  wasn't even funny. I didn't even enjoy sitting next to them in the movies.

  It was only about a quarter to nine when we got back to the dorm. Old Brossard

  was a bridge fiend, and he started looking around the dorm for a game. Old Ackley

  parked himself in my room, just for a change. Only, instead of sitting on the arm of

  Stradlater's chair, he laid down on my bed, with his face right on my pillow and all. He

  started talking in this very monotonous voice, and picking at all his pimples. I dropped

  about a thousand hints, but I couldn't get rid of him. All he did was keep talking in this

  very monotonous voice about some babe he was supposed to have had sexual intercourse

  with the summer before. He'd already told me about it about a hundred times. Every time

  he told it, it was different. One minute he'd be giving it to her in his cousin's Buick, the

  next minute he'd be giving it to her under some boardwalk. It was all a lot of crap,

  

  naturally. He was a virgin if ever I saw one. I doubt if he ever even gave anybody a feel.

  Anyway, finally I had to come right out and tell him that I had to write a composition for

  Stradlater, and that he had to clear the hell out, so I could concentrate. He finally did, but

  he took his time about it, as usual. After he left, I put on my pajamas and bathrobe and

  my old hunting hat, and started writing the composition.

  The thing was, I couldn't think of a room or a house or anything to describe the

  way Stradlater said he had to have. I'm not too crazy about describing rooms and houses

  anyway. So what I did, I wrote about my brother Allie's baseball mitt. It was a very

  descriptive subject. It really was. My brother Allie had this left-handed fielder's mitt. He

  was left-handed. The thing that was descriptive about it, though, was that he had poems

  written all over the fingers and the pocket and everywhere. In green ink. He wrote them

  on it so that he'd have something to read when he was in the field and nobody was up at

  bat. He's dead now. He got leukemia and died when we were up in Maine, on July 18,

  1946. You'd have liked him. He was two years younger than I was, but he was about fifty

  times as intelligent. He was terrifically intelligent. His teachers were always writing

  letters to my mother, telling her what a pleasure it was having a boy like Allie in their

  class. And they weren't just shooting the crap. They really meant it. But it wasn't just that

  he was the most intelligent member in the family. He was also the nicest, in lots of ways.

  He never got mad at anybody. People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily,

  but Allie never did, and he had very red hair. I'll tell you what kind of red hair he had. I

  started playing golf when I was only ten years old. I remember once, the summer I was

  around twelve, teeing off and all, and having a hunch that if I turned around all of a

  sudden, I'd see Allie. So I did, and sure enough, he was sitting on his bike outside the

  fence--there was this fence that went all around the course--and he was sitting there,

  about a hundred and fifty yards behind me, watching me tee off. That's the kind of red

  hair he had. God, he was a nice kid, though. He used to laugh so hard at something he

  thought of at the dinner table that he just about fell off his chair. I was only thirteen, and

  they were going to have me psychoanalyzed and all, because I broke all the windows in

  the garage. I don't blame them. I really don't. I slept in the garage the night he died, and I

  broke all the goddam windows with my fist, just for the hell of it. I even tried to break all

  the windows on the station wagon we had that summer, but my hand was already broken

  and everything by that time, and I couldn't do it. It was a very stupid thing to do, I'll

  admit, but I hardly didn't even know I was doing it, and you didn't know Allie. My hand

  still hurts me once in a while when it rains and all, and I can't make a real fist any more--

  not a tight one, I mean--but outside of that I don't care much. I mean I'm not going to be a

  goddam surgeon or a violinist or anything anyway.

  Anyway, that's what I wrote Stradlater's composition about. Old Allie's baseball

  mitt. I happened to have it with me, in my suitcase, so I got it out and copied down the

  poems that were written on it. All I had to do was change Allie's name so that nobody

  would know it was my brother and not Stradlater's. I wasn't too crazy about doing it, but I

  couldn't think of anything else descriptive. Besides, I sort of liked writing about it. It took

  me about an hour, because I had to use Stradlater's lousy typewriter, and it kept jamming

  on me. The reason I didn't use my own was because I'd lent it to a guy down the hall.

  It was around ten-thirty, I guess, when I finished it. I wasn't tired, though, so I

  looked out the window for a while. It wasn't snowing out any more, but every once in a

  while you could hear a car somewhere not being able to get started. You could also hear

  

  old Ackley snoring. Right through the goddam shower curtains you could hear him. He

  had sinus trouble and he couldn't breathe too hot when he was asleep. That guy had just

  about everything. Sinus trouble, pimples, lousy teeth, halitosis, crumby fingernails. You

  had to feel a little sorry for the crazy sonuvabitch.

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