最新英语小笑话

日期:2009-10-15 10:20:35    阅读:2621

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Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?

Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.
 
警察:有人抢你的手表时,你为什么不呼救呢?
 
 
 
男子:要是我张口的话,他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那就更糟了。
 
 
 Teacher: What great event happened in 1809? 
   Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born
 
Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812? 
  Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.
 
老师:1809年发生了什么重大事件?
  小威利:亚伯拉罕-林肯诞生。
  老师:正确。那么1812年发生了什么重要事件呢?
  小威利:亚伯拉罕-林肯过他的三周岁生日
 
 
 
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" 
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan. AD:joozone.com
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother. 
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
 
他的耳朵在我衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问,“发生了什么事?” 
“一个男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡说。 
“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。 
“他走到哪里我都能认出他,”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”
 
 
 
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk." 
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
 
一天,父亲与小儿子一道回家。这孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄,老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道:“爸爸,‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔,孩子,”父亲回答说,“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个,那么我就算醉了。” “可是,爸爸, ”孩子说,“那儿只有一个警察呀!”
 
 
 
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
 
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
 
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
 
布朗夫人:哦,
 
  亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!
 
  史密斯夫人:可是你该在报纸上登广告啊!
 
  布朗夫人:没有用的,我的小狗不认识字。”
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